DA KINKY KID SPEAKS ABOUT SEX & RELATIONSHIPS
You just found out that your brother slept with your wife, however, you have already slept with his wife, but he doesn't know. Do you get mad at your brother for sleeping with your wife and risk him finding out you slept with his?
Women - put yourself in the same shoes if this were your sister that slept with your husband and you slept with hers.
KINKY
A midget and tall woman met at a party
they liked each other and started dating.
After a while, they decide to have sex.
The woman feels really weird about having sex with a midget
The midget says “I’m going show you that its better than having sex with a normal sized person".
Then he told her to lay flat on her bed with her legs spread out wide.
All of a sudden she feels something so good inside of her she came 8 times in 30 seconds
The midget goes " if you think that’s something, wait till i get my other leg in their"
KINKY
He’s Unattractive
You are dating this new guy, you think this guy is just so great the only thing is that you are not attracted to him.
He is smart; he has a great conversation, he calls back when he says he will. And he worships the ground you walk on.

You try to imagine yourself kissing him, making love to him, but you just can’t seem to find it in you.
You go out to places where people don’t know you so people don’t catch you with him.
You just don’t really want to hurt him, but you don’t want him, so when he stops being interested you get upset and jealous……. Why you didn’t want him anyway.
KINKY
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1. If he has a doo - doo stain in the front of his draws.
2. When his favorite dog is a Yorkshire terrier
3. He compliments the same sex often.
4. He picks out your clothes.
5. You catch him in your lingerie.
6. He performed the Single Ladies dance for you.
7. He thinks jail would be fun.
8. If ya’ll take a shower and you put your leg up on the ledge to wash it( your pussy) then he turns and does the same.
9. When he thinks it’s cool to go to gay bars
10. He thinks Rupaul is hot.
11. When he lets you eat his ass like a pussy.
12. He take bubble baths (frequently)
13. He arches his eyebrows.
14. He wears mascara (make-up)
15. His day is fucked up if he misses Oprah.
16. He folds his clothes in the heat of the moment.
17. He carries a finger nail file in his pocket.
18. He shops at H&M
19. He wish gangstalicious would come out with an album.
20. He wears man gloss
21. When he get mad he roll his neck.
22. He is a Perez Hilton subscriber.
23. He likes all Julia Robert movies.
24. If you suck his dick and it taste like ass……
25. He has pictures of other naked men.
26. He wears designer flip- flops.
27. He likes it when you stick your finger up his ass during sex.
28. He’s a wedding planner.
29. He thinks his chest looks good in tight shirts.
30. He switches harder than you.
31. He wish they made apple bottoms for men.
32. During sex he screams Jesus.. (not God)
33. He’s extremely homophobic.
34. He cried when Michael Jackson died.. He will never get to Neverland.
35. He wants a threesome with another guy.
36. He Tivo’s America’s Next top Model.
37. He describes an outfit as being fierce.
38. If he gets hot he ties up his shirt.
39. He cried after watching Broke Back Mountain.
40. His favorite food is manwich
41. If he had to show you how to pop lock and drop it.
42. His belly button pierced.
43. He only orders fruity drinks.
44. He farts uncontrollably all of a sudden.
45. He said he can out dance Spectacular.
46. He wears your low rise jeans.
47. He loves to go shopping.
48. He wanted to be Paris Hilton’s BFF.
49. He knows how to get his eagle on.
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50. If you read this whole list……more than likely it’s because he’s gay….
KINKY
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This new guy you are dating is smooth.
He says all the right things,
He likes to talk to you all about you.
You two have such a connection, especially when you are both naked and in the bed with each other.
You only understand how he feels about anything when he tells you because you really don’t know him.
This guy makes you feel so freakin’ special.
You really think this guy is the one until you realize he is also number one for four other ladies.
KINKY
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I found these Howard Stern videos with women using The Sybian.
I found them to be entertaining so I am going to share this on with you as well…