Da Kinky Kid Speaks

Technique 26

2009-07-03T05:11:00Z

Bad habits are easier to form than good ones, because good habits require conscious effort. Waiting encourages this effort.

KINKY

My brother's wife

2009-07-03T05:06:00Z

You just found out that your brother slept with your wife, however, you have already slept with his wife, but he doesn't know. Do you get mad at your brother for sleeping with your wife and risk him finding out you slept with his?

Women - put yourself in the same shoes if this were your sister that slept with your husband and you slept with hers.

KINKY

Say what

2009-07-02T07:46:00Z

A midget and tall woman met at a party
they liked each other and started dating.

After a while, they decide to have sex.

The woman feels really weird about having sex with a midget

The midget says “I’m going show you that its better than having sex with a normal sized person".

Then he told her to lay flat on her bed with her legs spread out wide.

All of a sudden she feels something so good inside of her she came 8 times in 30 seconds

The midget goes " if you think that’s something, wait till i get my other leg in their"

KINKY

He's Unattractive

2009-07-01T06:32:00Z

He’s Unattractive

You are dating this new guy, you think this guy is just so great the only thing is that you are not attracted to him.

He is smart; he has a great conversation, he calls back when he says he will. And he worships the ground you walk on.

You try to imagine yourself kissing him, making love to him, but you just can’t seem to find it in you.

You go out to places where people don’t know you so people don’t catch you with him.

You just don’t really want to hurt him, but you don’t want him, so when he stops being interested you get upset and jealous……. Why you didn’t want him anyway.

KINKY

50 signs your man is GAY

2009-07-01T05:47:00Z

1. If he has a doo - doo stain in the front of his draws.

2. When his favorite dog is a Yorkshire terrier

3. He compliments the same sex often.

4. He picks out your clothes.

5. You catch him in your lingerie.

6. He performed the Single Ladies dance for you.

7. He thinks jail would be fun.

8. If ya’ll take a shower and you put your leg up on the ledge to wash it( your pussy) then he turns and does the same.

9. When he thinks it’s cool to go to gay bars

10. He thinks Rupaul is hot.

11. When he lets you eat his ass like a pussy.

12. He take bubble baths (frequently)

13. He arches his eyebrows.

14. He wears mascara (make-up)

15. His day is fucked up if he misses Oprah.

16. He folds his clothes in the heat of the moment.

17. He carries a finger nail file in his pocket.

18. He shops at H&M

19. He wish gangstalicious would come out with an album.

20. He wears man gloss

21. When he get mad he roll his neck.

22. He is a Perez Hilton subscriber.

23. He likes all Julia Robert movies.

24. If you suck his dick and it taste like ass……

25. He has pictures of other naked men.

26. He wears designer flip- flops.

27. He likes it when you stick your finger up his ass during sex.

28. He’s a wedding planner.

29. He thinks his chest looks good in tight shirts.

30. He switches harder than you.

31. He wish they made apple bottoms for men.

32. During sex he screams Jesus.. (not God)

33. He’s extremely homophobic.

34. He cried when Michael Jackson died.. He will never get to Neverland.

35. He wants a threesome with another guy.

36. He Tivo’s America’s Next top Model.

37. He describes an outfit as being fierce.

38. If he gets hot he ties up his shirt.

39. He cried after watching Broke Back Mountain.

40. His favorite food is manwich

41. If he had to show you how to pop lock and drop it.

42. His belly button pierced.

43. He only orders fruity drinks.

44. He farts uncontrollably all of a sudden.

45. He said he can out dance Spectacular.

46. He wears your low rise jeans.

47. He loves to go shopping.

48. He wanted to be Paris Hilton’s BFF.

49. He knows how to get his eagle on.
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50. If you read this whole list……more than likely it’s because he’s gay….

KINKY
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The Ladies Man

2009-06-30T04:17:00Z

This new guy you are dating is smooth.

He says all the right things,

He likes to talk to you all about you.

You two have such a connection, especially when you are both naked and in the bed with each other.

You only understand how he feels about anything when he tells you because you really don’t know him.

This guy makes you feel so freakin’ special.

You really think this guy is the one until you realize he is also number one for four other ladies.

KINKY

06-29-09

2009-06-29T08:08:00Z

When you struggle with your partner, you are struggling with yourself. Every fault you see in them touches a denied weakness in yourself. - Deepak Chopra

QUOTE OF THE DAY

KINKY

06-28-09

2009-06-29T08:05:00Z

Personal relationships are the fertile soil from which all advancement...all success... all achievement in real life grows.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

KINKY

Ride The Sybian

2009-06-28T06:00:00Z

I found these Howard Stern videos with women using The Sybian.

I found them to be entertaining so I am going to share this on with you as well…

KINKY

6-27-09

2009-06-27T08:01:00Z

Problems in relationship occur because each person is concentrating on what is missing in the other person.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

KINKY

Technique 25

2009-06-27T04:25:00Z

TECHNIQUE 25

A man intuitively senses whether sexuality comes from a place of security or from a place of neediness. He knows when a woman is having sex to appease him.

KINKY

6-26-09

2009-06-26T07:55:00Z

Don't rush into any kind of relationship. Work on yourself. Feel yourself, experience yourself and love yourself. Do this first and you will soon attract that special loving other.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

KINKY

6-25-09

2009-06-25T14:49:00Z

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
KINKY

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Male Masturbation (anal)

2009-06-25T06:05:00Z

Fingers up there

I like to stick my fingers up my ass while I am jerking my cock. It feels GOOD!!!

Speed shooting

I like to get really hard and then time myself, to see how quickly I can get off. My record is 33 seconds. One good way to help this out is to lube up your cock and finger and slide it up there and jerk hard. Have fun with that one.

Slide behind

When you are masturbating, lube your other hand and run it through your ass in sliding form, do not enter it yet, just keep on sliding. Then when you feel you are about to cum, hand fuck your ass. You'll get a big load!!

Cup it

While you're masturbating with one hand, lube up the other hand and lay your sack in the cup of your hand. Then place your fingers on your anus. Stimulate it until you cum all over! I know if you're a ""man"" you don't like to stimulate your anus, but it feels great!!!

Stomach Hurdle

Get naked and sit up on the bed with your knees up and your legs apart. I like to lube up my right index finger and wank off with my left hand. When I'm ready to cum I flick my finger over my asshole and shoot my jizz all over my stomach.

Double Trouble

My favorite way to masturbate in the shower is to prop a leg up on the edge of the ledge of the shower and soap up my anus. Then I insert 2 fingers of my left hand into my anus and push against my pubic bone. At the same time I soap up my cock and pump away with my right hand until I shoot a massive load. The fingers in the ass make me shoot a ton. I can also cum without being fully erect. Feels great and you get real clean at the same time.

Fuck yourself

First I play with my asshole, getting it to relax and open up. While doing this I periodically give my cock a couple of hard wanks, but not cumming yet. I let my dick start to go limp and then I grab the head and stretch it real hard as far as I can, down between my legs towards my ass. After a few of these I let it go limp one last time. At this point I am able to insert at least three fingers with ease into my ass. I grab my limp dick and stretch it real good, bend it in the middle toward my anus and push the head of my dick in my ass. Once in, I use my palm to push it in further. At this point, riding my own cock in my ass, there is no holding back. I blow a my cum into my ass and the sensation is unbelievable. When my cock goes limp again I pull it out and put my ass in the air and keep playing with my cum filled slippery hole. It makes me cum again all over my stomach.

Two hands are better than one

I usually pump my penis up and down with my left hand and finger my butt with my right hand. This feels a lot better when somebody is masturbating you. The feeling is so intense.

Worth a shot

Drip baby oil onto your erect dick, dribbling it gently around your sack. Gently massage yourself, sticking your finger up the asshole to a give stronger sensation. Then tightly squeeze and speed up the stroke. At the point of cumming stick two fingers up the ass and WOW! Explosive CUM, all over your chest at least! Great. Worth it. Try it!

KINKY

What's your Tale?

2009-06-24T18:22:00Z

Share something with me whether it was a crazy date, an exciting new mate, a new sex position.

Tell me your Story I would really like to hear it.......Kinky

The Sybian

2009-06-24T05:57:00Z

Is a device that women can use for masturbation.
It has asadlle like thing on it and also has different attachments that can be placed on the rod.
Check Out this lady she likes it.

Female Masturbation

2009-06-23T06:59:00Z

Armchair reading

When I read stories like this in front of my computer I sit on one of the chair's arm rests and start humping it.

Have a seat

I find that sitting on the corner of a chair and just moving back and forth and up and down works really good! I always cum off it!

Sit on it

I love to hump a chair when I'm horny. I straddle it and grind slowly into one corner of it and soon enough I reach an orgasm. It is my favorite way to masturbate!

Couch potato

When I'm alone in the house I like to sit on the top of my couch and rub back and forth. It's better when your couch is in front of an open window. The excitement of getting caught gives the greatest climax.

Couch back

When I'm all alone I put on a really hot sex movie. I get naked and watch it for a while without touching anything. It drives me crazy. That I get behind the couch (you will need a low couch) and bang the corner of the back. It's just as high as my clit!! I spread my legs a little and my wet lips are rubbing the couch. It feels so good. It's like you're a man fucking somebody.

Riding the Vibrations

I love to sit in front of my computer and get comfy in my leather chair. I hop onto this web site and read the stories without touching anything. I wrap a condom on my vibrator and slather on some motion lotion. I ride the vibrator and within five minutes I have an intense orgasm and can't even walk for the next fifteen minutes! I also cover the metal arm rest with the motion lotion, then blow on it and ride so hard I start crying with this orgasm.

Wonder Chairs

When I was younger, I started to rub against the edge of an office chair, or an arm of a couch, and it felt really good. Then as I got bigger, I moved up to armrests of office chairs and couches. Talk about multiple orgasms, plus you get insanely wet, especially when you think about the guy you like giving the orgasms to you....

Armchair lover

Try rubbing your pussy on the arm of a chair until you have an orgasm. It feels really great.

KINKY

The Wimp

2009-06-23T03:46:00Z

Is he a mama’s boy?

Does he have to have everything approved by his mom?

Is he passive?

You’d like a guy who lets you make some of the decisions and asks for your opinion.

But this guy wants you to make his decisions for him.

You have to pick where you go for dinner, you have to choose the movie.

He drives you crazy because he won’t make any decisions.

But if you’re a take-charge kind and feel good being in the driver's seat, this is the guy for you.

KINKY

60 Reason's why you would love me

2009-06-22T19:36:00Z

I’m beautiful

I’m nice

I will keep you guessing

I don’t whine

I will drink a 40 ounce every once in a while

I’m compassionate

I’m generous

I’m considerate

I'm likely to have a different hair color every time you see me

I'll make you laugh

I’m faithful

I can cook

I only snore during autumn and winter months

I have some exciting piercings

I play a mean stick

I love it when you clean

I know how to change a flat

I hate public transportation

I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue

I am tatted from my neck to my toes (16)

I love to walk around the house naked

I snort sometimes when I laugh

I get really silly when I get sleepy

I know how to fight

I can hang with the best of them

I play spades

I play dominos

I have dimples

My eyes change colors

I will not lie to you

I won’t laugh if it’s not funny

I will correct you when you mispronounce something

I love Care Bears

I will read to you in bed

I can’t smell (so you can fart and I wouldn’t know)

I won’t disrespect you in public

I can always find my way back home

I have great kids

I have never broken any bones

I am sexy when I go outside

I don’t take all day in the bathroom

I don’t look my age

I’m cheap (I’ll spend your money wisely)

I’m not always jealous

I have only been on one reality show ( as a guest)

I am addictive

I can be your diary

Mother’s Love me

Kid’s adore

Even friends that never saw me

I love to spoon

I’m insatiable

I love Scrabble

I am a great host

I’m affectionate

I love dogs

I’ll always love you if it was real

I know you can love someone and not be with them

I will miss you when you are gone

KINKY

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

2009-06-21T20:34:00Z

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY

KINKY

Da Kinky Kid Speaks

Technique 26

My brother's wife

Say what

He's Unattractive

50 signs your man is GAY

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The Ladies Man

06-29-09

06-28-09

Ride The Sybian

6-27-09

Technique 25

6-26-09

6-25-09

Male Masturbation (anal)

What's your Tale?

The Sybian

Female Masturbation

The Wimp

60 Reason's why you would love me

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