Da Kinky Kid Speaks

WHEN TO ASK FOR A WOMAN'S NUMBER

Da Kinky Kid — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:02:06 GMT

Women have many different reasons for giving out their phone numbers.

Some love the attention of having a lot of men call them.

Some like to turn men down.

Some are actually interested.

But the universal feedback that I get from men, and in my personal experience, women act different on the phone than they do in person or online.

Some women may be hesitant about giving you her number when you meet her online….

I know I don’t like to give out my number right away then men complain if we were on the street you would give me your number.

Well if we were on the street maybe I would but since I am not….. deal with it.

One thing I see men doing now when they get your number is to ask you if it is your cell number and then calling the number right then.

They say it’s to give you their number I think they are just making sure you gave them the right number.

For me there is no special way to ask a woman for her number but I know a lot of men who wonder….

1. How long must you talk to a woman before you can ask for her phone number?

2. Are there certain places where you should ask a woman for her number?

3. Are there places you can't (or shouldn't) ask a woman for her phone number?

4. Can you ask a woman for her phone number when her friends are there?

The truth is that the answer to all of the above questions is the same:

There is no perfect time or place to ask a woman for her phone number.

You can ask a woman out and ask for her phone number within 30 seconds, two minutes or ten minutes of meeting her. It doesn't matter.

It's not about the amount of time you've spent with her . . . it's about how well you listen to her and how great the conversation is going.

So the next time you're wondering if you should ask a woman for her phone number, my advice to you is this:

Go for it!

It's better to ask a woman out and find out whether she's interested, than to waste valuable time over the next few days

The Most Sexually Adventurous State In America IS

Da Kinky Kid — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:50:28 GMT

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif., Feb. 7 /Xpress Press/ -- According to a 5-year study released today by the New Sex Institute of Beverly Hills, California (http://www.NewSex.org ) the Top 10 list ranking the most sexually adventurous states in America is:

1. Missouri

2. California

3. Texas

4. New York

5. Utah

6. Florida

7. Michigan

8. Illinois

9. Massachusetts

10. Pennsylvania

New Sex Institute Founder Clint Arthur explains the study's methodology: "We have provided information about New Sex techniques over the Internet since 1999, so we took the total number of orders for each state and factored in the population to arrive at a Sexual Adventurousness Quotient (S.A.Q.). The Show Me State came out on top -- which makes perfect sense when you consider our best-selling DVD 'New Sex Now' shows you exactly how to have the New Sex Experience."

Dirty Jokes

Da Kinky Kid — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:31:35 GMT

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, 'Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it.'

'Dear,' the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, 'I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice, tight-looking ass!!!!!!!'

A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell liquor on her breath.

He said, 'I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.' She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car. After a couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said, 'It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones.'

She replied, 'You mean it shows that, too?'

There was a man who wanted a pure wife. So he started to attend church to find a woman. He met a gal who seemed nice so he took her home. When they got there, he whips out his manhood and asks "What's this?" She replies "A cock." He thinks to himself that she is not pure enough.

A couple of weeks later he meets another gal and soon takes her home. Again, he pulls out his manhood and asks the question. She replies "A cock". He is pissed because she seemed more pure than the first but oh well.

A couple of weeks later he meets a gal who seems real pure. She won't go home with him for a long time but eventually he gets her to his house. He whips it out and asks, "What is this?" She giggles and says "A pee-pee" He thinks to himself that he has finally found his woman.

They get married but after several months every time she sees his member she giggles and says "That's your pee-pee." He finally breaks down and says "Look this is not a pee-pee, it is a cock."

She laughs and says "No it's not, a cock is ten inches long and black."

There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane. At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess who was collecting tickets. So when the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat and exposed himself. The stewardess said, "I'm sorry sir. You have to show your ticket here, not your stub."

Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stuck up my ass. Could you check it out for me?" His roommate lubes up his finger (mercifully) and shoves it up Bruce's ass, feeling all around, and says, "I don't feel anything."

Bruce says, "Trust me, there's something up there. Try lubing up your whole hand and checking it out." So his roommate lubes his whole hand and sticks it up Bruce's ass. He feels around, and then pulls out a Rolex watch.

He says, "I found your problem. There was a watch stuck up your ass." Bruce starts singing, "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."

Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their pastor to stand with them. As the pastor stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The pastor thought it best not to look at the note at that
time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died. He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."

He opened the note, and read, "Asshole, you're standing on my oxygen tube!"

The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable. "Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?" After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday. "Great Jane. That has two syllables, Mon......day. Does anyone know another word?" Johnny from the back of the room yells, "I do! I do!" Knowing Johnny's more mature sense of humor she picks Mike instead. "OK Mike, what is your word." Saturday says Mike. "Great, that has three syllables..." Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says "I know a four syllable word. Pick me! Pick me!"

Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, "O.K. Johnny what is your four syllable word?" Johnny proudly says, "Mas...tur...ba...tion." Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, "Wow, Johnny. Four syllables! That's certainly is a mouthful."

"No Ma'am, your thinking of 'blowjob', and that's only two syllables."

ASS 4 THOUGHT

Da Kinky Kid — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:27:07 GMT